Country Boys Don’t Walk :-)

Ingenuity can some times take strange shapes ….
 
Look at this Truck, See Anything Strange?

Seems harmless Enough? This truck had a flat and the owner did not intend to walk. Look Closer

Still dont see anything? The SPare rim was thin & the lugs would not tightnen down. There WAS a solution!

A Unique way [...]

The Blind Man

 
A blind man is walking down the street with his seeing-eye dog one day. They come to a busy intersection, and the dog, ignoring the high volume of traffic zooming by on the street, leads the blind man right out into the thick of traffic.
This is followed by the screech of tires and horns blaring [...]

Talk About Wasted

 
An Irishman’s been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally says that the bar is closing.
So the Irishman stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He tries to stand one more time, same result. He figures he’ll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him [...]

And then there was a fight

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver’s license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.
I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I [...]

Big Brother Is Watching

Technology could very easily become TOO much of a good thing!
Just how MUCH id Bog Brother Watching?
This his funny & scary all in 1! Turn your speakers on and enjoy!

Words of Wisdom from Larry

 
1. A day without sunshine is like night.
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.


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