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Country Boys Don’t Walk :-)

Ingenuity can some times take strange shapes ….

 

Look at this Truck, See Anything Strange?

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Seems harmless Enough? This truck had a flat and the owner did not intend to walk. Look Closer

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Still dont see anything? The SPare rim was thin & the lugs would not tightnen down. There WAS a solution!

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A Unique way to use a wrench Eh? It spaced it enough to get the rig rolling!

Pretty cool no?

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Say Hi to Asteroth

The newest attraction at the LaPlante Zoo… Asteroth

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A pretty little corn snake joins the rest of the critters at the LaPlante Zoo

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Conspiracy Theories?

I personally am not a big believer in Conspiracy Theories, however I always try to remain open minded.

The following clip will upset some, be funny to others and simply dismissed by most.

What is your take?

 

 

You are your OWN Judge

 
 

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Don’t Leave ‘Em Hanging

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.

One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Ralph out.

When the Head Nurse became aware of Edna’s heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, “Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you’re being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he’s dead.”

Edna replied “He didn’t hang himself. I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?” Tell a Friend Tell a Friend

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Do you do a lot of repetitive typing?

I do and I will tell you .. it’s a pain in the “sitter”!

Thinks like email address, adsense code (to embed in posts etc) code snipits and more.

I have for a number of years used a neat little tool called ShortKeys ad it has been a life (and finger) saver!

They have a Light version that is free and well worth trying out.

Visit ShortKeys and save time & aggrivation

To your success…

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19 Rules For Writing Killer Headlines

Following are 19 rules you can use to write headlines that will reach out and force the prospect to read your website and sales letter.

1. Your headline must offer something that your target market wants very badly.

2. Your headline must include something of self interest to the reader.

3. If your product is new or improved, say so in the headline.

4. Do not just invoke curiosity in your headline, you must also include something of interest to the reader.

5. Avoid negativity in your headline. Always turn the negative into a positive statement.

6. Your headline should suggest a quick and easy way to achieve the benefit(s) stated.

7. Your headline should be believable.

8. Determine what would make you buy your product, and then try to incorporate that idea into your headline.

9. Avoid making your headline so short that you don’t get the main point across.

10. Avoid clever headlines that makes the reader think "how clever." Cleverness rarely gets people to read your web page or spend money.

11. Avoid headlines that sound dead, or like they should be at the bottom of the statue like "To Server Humanity Better…"

12. Suggest in your headline that your copy contains useful and valuable information.

13. Use your headline to reach out and grab the reader’s attention.

14. Avoid hard to grasp headlines that require the reader to think about what you are saying.

15. NEVER trust your own reaction to your headlines. Instead, get the reaction of someone else.

16. If you emphasize a word in your headline, make sure that word means something and is important.

17. Remember that large type words act as a stopper. They get people to stop and pay attention, so choose the best words that will get the most attention.

18. Don’t let an artist or layout person decide which headline words to emphasize. An artist thinks in terms of color contrasts and tones, not in terms of making money!

19. Avoid writing an ad that attracts the wrong people. Make sure your headline attracts the people that are most interested in what you have to offer.

If you will follow these simple guidelines for writing your headline copy, you will be more likely to have a successful headline and a successful ad! Take some time right now and look back over these guidelines.

Then, try to write your own headlines. When you have a few that you think are wonderful, run them by a friend. If that friend asks to see the rest of your copy, you know you have written a true killer headline.

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Article Inhaler Goes BIG

We just wanted to drop a quick note and share that one of our "Products" Article Inhaler has Just exceeded 110,000 Articles in its directory.

This is all content free to use! It is great for Websites, Newsletters, E-Zines and more!

Article Inhaler is now serving up more than 350 Targeted, topic specific RSS Feeds, again more content available to you for free!

If you are an article marketer, you are encouraged to post your articles totally free!

Here is An Example of a site using an RSS Feed for content for Its Visitors: Ask an Expert

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The Traffic Jam

 

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago. Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks, ‘What happened, what’s the hold Up?’ 

‘Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Oprah Winfrey, Rosie O’Donnell, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 Million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and Set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.’

The driver asks, ‘On average, how much is everyone giving?’ 
  
‘About a gallon.’
 

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Welcome

 

Welcome to the Get a Clue or Get a Job Blog Category. This catagory will keep you up to date with what is currently happening with Get a Clue or Get a Job!

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The Blind Man

 

A blind man is walking down the street with his seeing-eye dog one day. They come to a busy intersection, and the dog, ignoring the high volume of traffic zooming by on the street, leads the blind man right out into the thick of traffic.

This is followed by the screech of tires and horns blaring as panicked drivers try desperately not to run the pair down. The blind man and the dog finally reach the safety of the sidewalk on the other side of the street, and the blind man pulls a cookie out of his coat pocket which he offers to the dog.

A passerby, having observed the near fatal incident, can’t control his amazement and says to the blind man, "Why on earth are you rewarding your dog with a cookie? He nearly got you killed!"

The blind man turns partially in his direction and replies, "To find out where his head is, so I can kick his ASS."

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